#omen

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ↗

#housekeeping #orgasm #sex #sexuality #women

Mirth is like a flash of lightning, that breaks through a gloom of clouds, and glitters for a moment; cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. ↗

— Joseph Addison

#cheerfulness #clouds #daylight #fills #flash

Bah! Suffragettes. I've no time for suffragettes. They made the biggest mistake in history. They went for equality. They should have gone for power! ↗

— Jennifer Worth

#women-s-rights #equality

The Communists at that moment were very strong in Italy, and the Italian Communist Party was the biggest Communist Party outside the Soviet Union. ↗

— Giovanni Agnelli

#communist #communist party #communists #italian #italy

What inspires a poem for me is usually a moment. ↗

— Sherman Alexie

#me #moment #poem #usually

There are moments when television systems are young and haven't formed properly, and there's room for lots of original stuff. Then things become more and more top-heavy with executives who are trying to guarantee the success of things. ↗

— Terry Gilliam

#executives #formed #guarantee #haven #lots

Our men and women in our armed forces are the real heroes in this conflict. ↗

— Wayne Allard

#armed forces #conflict #forces #heroes #men

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#men #women #humor

All beautiful women are murderers. You've probably heard it said before. ↗

— Mike Lester

#women-and-men #beauty

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside. ↗