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The one thing which seems to me quite impossible is to take into consideration the kind of book one is expected to write; surely one can only write the book that is there to be written. (Letter to Muriel St. Clare Byrne, 8 September 1935)


Dorothy L. Sayers


#expectations #honesty #integrity #on-writing #pandering

If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #choice #funny #humor #money

The first place where self-esteem begins its journey is within us.


Stephen Richards


#cosmic-ordering #law-of-attraction #mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money

To jump over centuries In one step is impossible. Jump too high or far, You’ll be way too late.


Dejan Stojanovic


#century #circling #dejan-stojanovic #high #impossible

With me: one minus one = one; with you: it’s zero. Here lies the only difference.


Dejan Stojanovic


#difference #literature #literature-quotes #minus #one

... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I'll tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said 'I suppose you wouldn't have the Kerryman would you?' To which the Egyptian man behind the counter replied 'do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?'. He had both, so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet...


Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh


#kerry #sport #tyrone #home

Supposing I went begging instead of going to school and drew pictures and sang songs on a street corner and people gave me money and one day my father came home and said he was ruined and I told him not to worry and led him to my room and showed him my trunk full of pennies and he laughed and laughed...


Alastair Reid


#money #home

I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me.


Peter Cameron


#loner #social-awkwardness #humor

Maybe I should call Aaya!(Shigure) If you call him...(Yuki) I'll make you eat that phone.(Kyou) -Shigure-san,Yuki-san, Kyou-kun Shoma


Natsuki Takaya


#basket #eat #fruits #humor #kyou

On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.


Jarod Kintz


#birthday #clone #funny #humor #funny






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