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Whereas fanatic is usually a pejorative word, a Fan is someone who has roots somewhere. ↗


— Simon Kuper


#soccer #sports #iraq

The 60s passed and faded and I grew older, and in 1987 bought a house in upstate New York, and it turned out that John Brown was buried down the road from my house and that he had lived there longer than anywhere else and his house was still standing. ↗


— Russell Banks


#bought #brown #buried #down #down the road

There's a tendency to think that young designers only do fantasy fashion, but I'm more interested in making clothes that women can afford. ↗


— Alexander Wang


#clothes #designers #fantasy #fashion #i

All in all, when I look at my dating life from the bigger perspective, it pretty much sucks. If it were a bar graph, and each guy were a different colored bar, and the side of the graph measured things like stupidity, lack of consideration, and overpowering lust, the colored bars of all the guys I’ve dated would crash through the top of the graph and rocket skyward like a testosterone-fueled rainbow. ↗


— Laura Preble


#dating

I could see her will leaving and death seeping through her skin to skewer her soul. ↗


— J.D. Stroube


#paranormal #skewer #soul #will #willpower

My friend Madea has "attitude" that comes with wisdom. Back in our teens and twenties, we thought we knew everything and made all those foolish mistakes. Then, when we got a little older, at thirty, we started getting these flashes of light, revelations of what a great and lucky thing it is that we didn't get caught doing those stupid things back then. Around forty, if we are lucky, we stop lying to ourselves. Fifty and above, we've run out of patience for foolishness. Take me to the bottom line. ↗


— Tyler Perry


#humor #wisdom #attitude

Irreverence is our only sacred cow. ↗


— Paul Krassner


#satire #censorship

The poet will only be recited until the death of his language. The violinist will only give recitals until the bowing of nose hairs. ↗


— Bauvard


#greatness #humor #music #noses #poetry

We do not live to think, but, on the contrary, we think in order that we may succeed in surviving. ↗


— Jose Ortega y Gasset


#live #may #on the contrary #order #succeed

she never even wore stockings; just those bullet proof tights that you see on old maids. ↗


— Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy






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