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The sinister, the terrible never deceive: the state in which they leave us is always one of enlightenment. And only this condition of vicious insight allows us a full grasp of the world, all things considered, just as a frigid melancholy grants us full possession of ourselves. We may hide from horror only in the heart of horror. (“The Medusa”)


Thomas Ligotti


#horror #insight #sinister #terror #insight

Eve is married to my credit card, not me


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!" Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!" He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy. "Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--


Rick Riordan


#fiction-fantasy #humour #percy-jackson #polybotes #rick-riordan

I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.


Amelia Atwater-Rhodes


#comedy #hamburgers #shattered-mirror #comedy

Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms-I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me?


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#contemporary #romance #sep #comedy

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. Although he liked his Jelly Belly's mixed up, he didn't like banana, but, since it took too much effort to pull them out himself, he generally tried to talk someone else into doing it. If that didn't work, he just ate 'em. - Kenny Traveler


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#contemporary #sep #comedy

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.


Carl Sagan


#dangerous-world #law #legalize #marijuana #marijuana-reconsidered

Our ignorance can be divided into problems and mysteries. When we face a problem, we may not know its solution, but we have insight, increasing knowledge, and an inkling of what we are looking for. When we face a mystery, however, we can only stare in wonder and bewilderment, not knowing what an explanation would even look like.


Noam Chomsky


#mysteries #problems #insight

Here then at long last is my darkness. No cry of light, no glimmer, not even the faintest shard of hope to break free across the hold.


Mark Z. Danielewski


#horror #house-of-leaves #insightful #insight

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.


Alexis de Tocqueville


#copies #few #gallery #many #originals






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