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Movie without romance feels like food without flavor.


Toba Beta


#food #movie #romance #seasoning #food

I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.



Jarod Kintz


#copy-of-myself #fame #key #make-a-name-for-myself #productive-life

Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried him at Queenzieburn to make use of the triple word score.


Jasper Fforde


#scrabble #word-games #humor

Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.


David Brin


#humor

Everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon.


Ani DiFranco


#insight #humor

Relax Beatrice, I've driven a car before.' MARCUS 'I've done a lot of things before, but that doesn't mean I'm any good at them!' TRIS


Veronica Roth


#tris #humor

I laughed and pointed out that "Hash Browns Mean Nothing Without You" was a pretty good name for a band. "Or a song," the Duke said, and then she started singing all glam rock, a glove up to her face holding an imaginary mic as she rocked out an a cappella power ballad. "Oh, I deep fried for you / But now I weep 'n' cry for you / Oh, babe, this meal was made for two / And these hash browns mean nothing, oh these hash browns mean nothing, yeah these HASH BROWNS MEAN NOTHIN' without you.


John Green


#humor

More than anything, I like just being there while he works, doing what he knows to do, in his own place.


Deb Caletti


#love #work #life

...I have this one nasty habit. Makes me hard to live with. I write... ...writing is antisocial. It's as solitary as masturbation. Disturb a writer when he is in the throes of creation and he is likely to turn and bite right to the bone... and not even know that he's doing it. As writers' wives and husbands often learn to their horror... ...there is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized. Or even cured. In a household with more than one person, of which one is a writer, the only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private, and where food can be poked in to him with a stick. Because, if you disturb the patient at such times, he may break into tears or become violent. Or he may not hear you at all... and, if you shake him at this stage, he bites...


Robert A. Heinlein


#writing-humor #writing-life #food

Too much of anything can make you sick, even the good can be a curse - Cheryl Cole


Cheryl Cole


#fight-for-love #love #lyrics #truth #truth-of-life






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