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One reason outfielders don't have stronger arms might be they don't practice as much as we did. Most teams today don't take outfield practice. Another reason is baseball has to compete with other sports now - basketball, football, soccer - for the better athletes that might have more skills and stronger arms. ↗


— Al Kaline


#arms #athletes #baseball #basketball #better

You've got to get good habits of working hard so that when that play comes up during the regular season that you're able to complete it and do it the right way. ↗


— Al Kaline


#comes #complete #during #get #good

When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#around #awesome #commitment #entrenched #floating

Anyone who's lost someone to cancer will say this, that you have to struggle to try to remember the person before the diagnosis happened, because they really do change - as anyone would change. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#because #before #cancer #change #diagnosis

I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this week, anyway. Many stylists hate that size because I think to them, it shows that I lack the discipline to be an ascetic; or the confident, sassy abandon to be a total fatty hedonist. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#american #american woman #anyway #ascetic #because

Sometimes I eavesdrop on people. I could rationalize it - oh, this is good anthropological research for characters I'm writing - but it's basically just nosiness. It also helps me gauge where I'm at: Am I normal? ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#am #basically #characters #could #eavesdrop

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#age #almost #between #every #funniest

Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#almost #aware #christopher #college #comedian

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#anything #believe #birthday #birthdays #children

As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#annoying #because #gap #i #kid






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