#or

I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. I always thought it was kind of round. I bet my body was eating up all the fat stores from my butt now. Yeah. See, having a big ass is a good thing. Good, good, good. They should put that in magazines. Why diet? Why stay thin? If you ever get kidnapped and left for dead, your fat ass could save your life! ↗

— Kate Brian

#brian #humor #kate #private #reed

I always saw myself as a singer-songwriter, a solo-artist, that's why working with other artists was never satisfying for me. ↗

— John Legend

#artists #i #i always #me #myself

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. ↗

— Herbert Spencer

#composed #ignorance #jury #men #twelve

I'm a student of world religion, so to me, it's hugely important to have knowledge and to understand what people are doing. ↗

— Will Smith

#hugely #i #important #knowledge #me

The land of a god corresponds with the land of his worshipers. ↗

— William Robertson Smith

#god #his #land

He thinks he can use the jail for networking to be somebody. In that way, he's always operating. ↗

— John Leguizamo

#jail #networking #operating #somebody #thinks

We are opening up an enormous new era in archaeology. Time capsules in the deep oceans. ↗

— John F. Lehman, Jr.

#deep #enormous #era #new #new era

I was convicted of three misdemeanors of willful failure to file a form. ↗

— Wesley Snipes

#failure #file #form #i #misdemeanors

Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of kerosene and ten-pound bags of coal. ↗

— Jerry Leiber

#baltimore #black #born #cans #coal

I've worn my share of leopard pink boots to premieres or belts the size of cars. I thought my pink leopard boots were so cool. ↗

— Brittany Snow

#boots #cars #cool #i #leopard