#or

Twolegs are mousebrain ↗

— Erin Hunter

#people #humor

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'? ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation. ↗

— Stephen Richards

#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right? ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#humor

And Mega has a crush on Chester." "I do not!" "Do too, Mega." "He's like, old!" "How old, Christian says." "Like at least thirty or something." Lor laughs. " Fucking ancient, ain't it, kid?" "Dude," I agree. I like Lor. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#dani #humor #lor #humor

Don't be drinking the Haterade. ↗

— Holly Black

#humor

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #i-can-t #jkahsalolololololol #funny

But then, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way -- never to be an old woman -- but then -- always to have lessons to learn! ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#humor

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#humorous #humor

I spent two hours trying to question reapers without sounding like I was questioning them. What do you think it says about us as a group, that every reaper I know is either irritable, egotistical, voyeuristic, or some combination of the three?" "That you fit in well? ↗

— Rachel Vincent

#humor