#or

I do situations and make fun of authority and life. ↗

— Don Rickles

#fun #i #i do #life #make

The more you know the less you need to say. ↗

— Jim Rohn

#less #more #need #say #you

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#out #probably #shoe #worn

For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It’s such a funny, grandiose idea ↗

— Florence Welch

#florence-welch #music #musicians #funny

Eat my shorts! ↗

— Matt Groening

#shorts

A loafer always has the correct time. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#correct #loafer #time

Words are but the signs of ideas. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

#signs #words

All I was doing was trying to get home from work. ↗

— Rosa Parks

#get #home #i #trying #work

I don't torture myself. ↗

— Daniel Day-Lewis

#myself #torture

Truth is what works. ↗

— William James

#truth is #works