#ore

There's no down time any more. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#down #more #time

It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#chances #close #comedic #eternity #existance

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#away #because #day #does #e-mail

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#because #daughter #down #four #giving

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#bit #excited #fife #gets #goes

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#moon #more #office #party #person

But don't get caught out there looking goofy. It's weird. When you do something that stinks, it's going to last forever on the Internet. There's always someone in the audience with a camera phone and if you're not 100%, you're going to be watching yourself on YouTube. ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#audience #camera #caught #forever #get

I think Prince should open up a little more to other artists. Just because we love Prince. Especially the old stuff - we love him to death. But if he opened up he would be something to deal with. Imagine Kanye West producing a Prince track? It would be banoodles! ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#because #deal #death #especially #him

I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing. ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#before #christmas #clock #closing #day

It's so easy to play us guys that I hate to give away secrets to women because I know they'll use them. But OK, if you just simply don't give a guy the time of day, every once in awhile, it just makes us more like 'What do we do?' Men are developed to conquer. When we can't seem to conquer, we stay in it no matter what. ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#awhile #because #conquer #day #developed