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#otter

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Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

Swish and flick.


J.K. Rowling


#sorcer #stone #harry-potter

Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

William Shakespeare: 'Close up this din of hateful decay, decomposition of your witches' plot! You thieve my brains, consider me your toy, my doting doctor tells me I am not!' Lilith: No! Words of power! William Shakespeare: 'Foul Carrionite specters, cease your show, between the points... ' [he looks to The Doctor for help] The Doctor: 761390! William Shakespeare: '761390! Banished like a tinker's cuss, I say to thee... ' [he again looks to The Doctor] The Doctor: Uh... [he looks to Martha] Martha Jones: Expelliarmus! The Doctor: Expelliarmus! William Shakespeare: 'Expelliarmus!' The Doctor: Good old JK!


Gareth Roberts


#harry-potter #doctor-who

I think you are seriously overestimating my dancing abilities. My kind of dancing usually ends up on the Internet, where people watch it so they can stop feeling sorry about their own lives. You know how people say they have two left feet? It's like I have no feet and my stumps are attached to wheels shaped like triangles.


T.J. Klune


#internet

I hope to read a Harry Potter novel soon, to see what it's all about. I admit to being annoyed that many good light fantasy writers have had trouble getting published, in England and elsewhere, when it is obvious the readers were waiting for us all along.


Piers Anthony


#admit #along #annoyed #being #elsewhere

I have always wished I could learn to be a potter. I love collecting ceramics; it would be so fulfilling to create something lovely.


Julie Andrews


#collecting #could #create #fulfilling #i

And religion causes most of the problems, war, and economics of course, and study your history or you're going to repeat it; and if you're burning a Harry Potter book you need some serious counseling, you don't get it, you're missing the whole point.


Michael Berryman


#burning #causes #counseling #course #economics

Money doesn't change you, it changes people around you.


Bow Wow


#change

But things such as 'Harry Potter', all I can do is shape my character, seek the director's approval on that, and basically take it from there. Professor Flitwick in 'Harry Potter', I kind of defined how I saw him from reading the book, and luckily that matched up with the director's vision.


Warwick Davis


#basically #book #character #defined #director






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