#ought

Any political philosophy is perfect in a given moment...but moments are fleeting. ↗

— Michele Poague

#philosophical #political #food

What do you most wish for, Izzy?" "Herbs and salads, and fish straight from the river. A man needs no more than such pleasures. ↗

— Mary Novik

#food-for-thought #pleasures-of-life #food

When someone says so-and-so’s opinionated, what’s that mean? Aren’t we all opinionated? Show me one person with no opinions, and I’ll show you a bowl of Jell-O—or a politician, whichever one’s dumber.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #politicians #politics #random

Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 
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— Jarod Kintz

#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor

My shadow falling over a spot of land always increases its real estate value. Buy it now, because at high noon, all value will vanish.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #noon #random #random-thought

Longissima vita minimum esse in universo unquam habebis. *Lfe is the shortest thing in the universe and the longest thing that you will ever have * ↗

— Tasha Pattle

#food

Tugs was surprised to find that the cake was actually pretty dry and not as good as the cakes her own mother made. It was a revelation. Tugs had assumed that tastier food came out of fancier houses. ↗

— Anne Ylvisaker

#middle-grade #thoughtful #food

Learn to forgive others so that you can release yourself from being held captive by the very negative thoughts around you. ↗

— Stephen Richards

#forgive #forgiveness #negative-thoughts #stephen-richards #forgiveness

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds. ↗

— Bob Marley

#independent-thought #self-reliance #song-lyrics #freedom

Dare to think for yourself. ↗

— Voltaire

#freedom