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I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I cried, "Mistake--forget the the steak. I'll take the chicken then." I heard a cluck--'twas just my luck The busboy was a hen. I said, "Okay no, fowl today. I'll have the seafood dish." Then I saw through the kitchen door The cook--he was a fish. I screamed, "Is there anyone workin' here Who's an onion or a beet? No? Your're sure? Okay then friends, A salad's what I'll eat." They looked at me. "Oh,no," they said, "The owner is a cabbage head.


Shel Silverstein


#cooking

A fear of weakness only strengthens weakness.


Criss Jami


#denial #facing #facing-fear #facing-problems #fear

In the hero stories, the call to go on a journey takes the form of a loss, an error, a wound, an unexplainable longing, or a sense of a mission. When any of these happens to us, we are being summoned to make a transition. It will always mean leaving something behind,...The paradox here is that loss is a path to gain.


David Richo


#loss #transitions #paradox

Don't look back!" "Why not?" "Because I just did! Run faster!


Terry Pratchett


#nationalism

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.


Lao Tzu


#bathe #be yourself #goose #itself #make

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.


Marianne Williamson


#good #good things #happens #how #joy

Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded sadly and spoke sombrely and pocketed the silverware when he thought no one was looking


Derek Landy


#sad #silverware #steal #greed

Euthanasia" is an excellent and comforting word! I am grateful to whoever invented it.


Bram Stoker


#excellence

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.


John Hughes


#freaks #normalcy #bizarre

Sluggish and sedentary peoples, such as the Ancient Egyptians-- with their concept of an afterlife journey through the Field of Reeds-- project on to the next world the journeys they failed to make in this one.


Bruce Chatwin


#journey #travel #afterlife






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