#ow

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#gift #god #history #mystery #present

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#advice #any #counsel #deeply #feel

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#birth #daughter #easy #go #had

Every television show you go on is a choice. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #go #show #television #television show

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #i #lived #show #stage

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#birth #birth control #control #just #leave

Jack and I usually get together and sit around in the afternoons and start throwing ideas around. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#get #get together #i #ideas #jack

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here. ↗

— Melissa Rivers

#country #dog #dogs #having #here

The increase in inequality in income is a longtime trend, but the pressure on middle- and low-income workers is going up rapidly. Especially if they live in an area where there are high housing and gas prices, like California. ↗

— Alice Rivlin

#california #especially #gas #gas prices #going