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People are definitely a company's greatest asset. It doesn't make any difference whether the product is cars or cosmetics. A company is only as good as the people it keeps.


Mary Kay Ash


#asset #cars #company #cosmetics #definitely

Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort of two headed tradition of doing comedy, of doing sketches, and that kind of thing.


Rowan Atkinson


#came #comedy #crowd #doing #half

Mr. Bean is essentially a child trapped in the body of a man. All cultures identify with children in a similar way, so he has this bizarre global outreach.


Rowan Atkinson


#bizarre #body #child #children #cultures

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.


Dave Attell


#i #i love #like #love #out

People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.


Rowan Atkinson


#am #because #case #dull #essentially

A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.


Dave Attell


#actually #buddies #computer #content #facebook

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.


Dave Attell


#call #find #matter #people #say

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.


Norman Ralph Augustine


#feasible #infinite #require #simple #systems

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.


Dave Attell


#crowd #dudes #get #guys #happened

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.


Dave Attell


#been #besides #comedy #comic #doing






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