#pa

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ↗

— Will Rogers

#be thankful #getting #government #paying #thankful

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. ↗

— Will Rogers

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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. ↗

— Will Rogers

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