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El futuro que tendrás mañana no es el mismo futuro que tenías ayer. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#palahniuk #rant #biography

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #humor #humor

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you’ll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you’ll be dead. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#philosophy #survivor #change

How miserably hypocritical, you might say, but no sooner am I offered a chance to flee Hell than I yearn to stay. Few families hold their relations as closely as do prisons. Few marriages sustain the high level of passion that exists between criminals and those who seek to bring them to justice. It’s no wonder the Zodiac Killer flirted so relentlessly with the police. Or that Jack the Ripper courted and baited detectives with his - or her - coy letters. We all wish to be pursued. We all long to be desired. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#damned #desire #heaven #hell #serial-killers

Your dad was in a street gang?" My adopted dad was an accountant for a big Fortune 500 corporation. Him, me, and my adopted mom lived in the suburbs in an English Tudor house with a gigantic basement where he fiddled with model trains. The other dads were lawyers and research chemists, but they all ran model trains. Every weekend they could, they'd load into a family van and cruise into the city for research. Snapping pictures of gang members. Gang graffiti. Sex workers walking their tracks. Litter and pollution and homeless heroin addicts. All this, they'd study and bicker about, trying to outdo each other with the most realistic, the grittiest scenes of urban decay they could create in HO train scale in a subdivision basement ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#palahniuk #snuff #family

The truth is that all this was just part of the suicide process. Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. Because the only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage. If a tress falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn’t it just lie there and rot? And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would He be in Heaven This wasn’t a question of whether I was going to kill myself. This, this effort, this money and time, the writing team, the drugs, the diet, the agent, the flights of stairs going up to nowhere, all this was so I could off myself with everyone’s full attention. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#survivor #diet

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#disease #doctors #life #medical-training #medicine

To Mr. Jones, she said, imagine you're looking up at a blue sky, and imagine a tiny airplane skywriting the letter Z. Then let the wind erase the letter. Then imagine the plane writing the letter Y. Let the wind erase it. Then the letter X. Erase it. Then the letter W. Let the wind erase it. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#chuck-palahniuk #mind #subconscious #zen #imagination

This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #love

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #life #life






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