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The truth is that all this was just part of the suicide process. Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. Because the only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage. If a tress falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn’t it just lie there and rot? And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would He be in Heaven This wasn’t a question of whether I was going to kill myself. This, this effort, this money and time, the writing team, the drugs, the diet, the agent, the flights of stairs going up to nowhere, all this was so I could off myself with everyone’s full attention.


Chuck Palahniuk


#survivor #diet

Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream.


Chuck Palahniuk


#choke #dreams #education #intelligence #lethargy

My hips bristle with totems and talismans, proof that I am not simply a character in a fixed book or film. I am no single narrative. As neither Rebecca de Winter nor Jane Eyre, I am free to revise my story, to reinvent myself, my world, at any given moment. Advancing beside Archer, I am resplendent in my savage finery of seized power. In my service charge the collected blackguards of a dozen tyrants now dispatched to a lesser oblivion. My fingers, stained crimson with the blood of despots, are not the fingers which paged through the paper lives of helpless romantic heroines. No more am I a passive damsel who waits for circumstance to decide her fate; now have I become the scalawag, the swashbuckler, the Heathcliff of my dreams bent on rescuing myself. For now do I embody all the traits I had so hoped to find in Goran. Meaning: No longer am I limited.


Chuck Palahniuk


#damned #dreams

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.


Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #humor #humor

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you’ll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you’ll be dead.


Chuck Palahniuk


#philosophy #survivor #change

For official record, if become bankrupt old retail distribution centers-labeled supermega, so-enlarged foodstuff market- later reincarnate to become worship shrine. First sell food-stuff, next then same structure sell battered furnitures, next now born as gymnasium club, next broker flea markets, only at final end of life...sell religions.


Chuck Palahniuk


#pygmy #religion #super-markets #food

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.


Chuck Palahniuk


#crazy #crazy-people #phoenix #stupid #stupid-people

This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.


Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #love

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time


Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #life #life

El futuro que tendrás mañana no es el mismo futuro que tenías ayer.


Chuck Palahniuk


#palahniuk #rant #biography






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