#pants

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. ↗

— Baltasar Gracian

#get #good #kick #long #long way

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#challenge #every #fact #fame #global

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#down #happening #hero #hold #holds

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. ↗

— Benny Hill

#could #damned #hardly #hers #hot

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. ↗

— Whitney Houston

#being #dresses #even #i #like

Do your thing and don't care if they like it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#humor #self-love #tina-fey #humor

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ↗

— Irvin S. Cobb

#head #merely #pants #standing #torn

The campaign against the death penalty has been - while a powerful campaign, its participants have been those who attend all of the vigils, a relatively small number of people. ↗

— Angela Davis

#attend #been #campaign #death #death penalty

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look. ↗

— Adrian Edmondson

#bras #course #get #laugh #look

Buildings designed exclusively on scientific principles will depress their occupants and constrain their creativity. ↗

— Robert Evans

#constrain #creativity #depress #designed #exclusively