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Oh, come now, Manon,” Ilyse laughed, “It’s my job to liven things up a bit, too. I can’t let you and your dimples have all the fun.


Melika Dannese Lux


#friendship #humor #ilyse-charpentier #teasing #friendship

What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?” “No.” Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other held over it in a fist. “Rock, paper, scissors. Two out of three.” Ty rolled his eyes and held out his fist, apparently willing to play. Julian hit his palm three times, and Ty kept time with his fist in the air. But when Julian threw a paper, Ty reached into his jacket with his other hand and pulled his gun, aiming it at Julian. “Ty!” Zane said in exasperation from the front seat. “Glock, paper, scissors. I win.” “You are an ass,” Julian muttered.


Abigail Roux


#julian-cross #m-m-romance #snark #suspense #ty-grady

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.


Pseudonymous Bosch


#boch #funny #humor #pseudonymous #funny

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.


Criss Jami


#funny #humor #humor-relationships #independence #jerk

He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.


Kaylea Cross


#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

I can't afford my principles. I borrow them from unimpeachable people and return them to undependable people.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #morality #principles #funny

In a kind of a way there's a bit of that happening now so we have to be careful to preserve our culture.


Yahoo Serious


#bit #careful #culture #happening #kind

Some people possess talent, others are possessed by it. When that happens, a talent becomes a curse.


Rod Serling


#curse #happens #others #people #possess

Originality depends only on the character of the drawing and the vision peculiar to each artist.


Georges Seurat


#character #depends #drawing #each #only

I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as I do. I want to suck your dick and eat your balls until your cum coats my tongue and throat. I want you to do the same to me. I want to come inside you, in your mouth, in your ass, on your chest, marking you as mine in a way you can feel even when I’m not by your side. That’s what I want. It’s what I’ve wanted ever since you told me I could have a different, better life and then took the time to care and to show me how to care about myself. I want everything you can give, and I want to offer you everything that I am.


Cameron Dane


#dick #dicks #gay #gay-romance #love






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