#penis

It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis, for example, probably only has an IQ of 144, or about 12 times its length in inches when limp. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#cliche #fact #iq #limp #men

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. ↗

— Lance Armstrong

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#god #penises #religion #testicles #religion

Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?
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— Jarod Kintz

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#penis #viagra #food