#penis

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. ↗

— Lance Armstrong

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Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?
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— Jarod Kintz

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The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.
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— Jarod Kintz

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