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I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.


Jesse Ball


#elephant #humor #personal-space #silly #humor

During the years of struggling to make partner, he had sometimes entertained the comical notion that making partner would imbue him with new powers, like a budding superhero who had been bitten by a radioactive spider. It appeared that any superpowers he had gained did not include the ability to pick up women in bars.


Reece Hirsch


#lawyer #superhero #superpower #humor

Abyssinias "I met a traveler from an antique land Who said: A huge four-footed limestone form Sits in the desert, sinking in the sand. Its whiskered face, though marred by wind and storm, Still flaunts the dainty ears, the collar band And feline traits the sculptor well portrayed: The bearing of a born aristocrat, The stubborn will no mortal can dissuade. And on its base, in long-dead alphabets, These words are set: "Reward for missing cat! His name is Abyssinias, pet of pets; I, Ozymandias, will a fortune pay For his return. he heard me speak of vets -- O foolish King! And so he ran away.


Henry N. Beard


#humor #ozymandias #percy-bysshe-shelley #humor

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.


Tai Odunsi


#greek #greek-mythology #humor #olympians #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

What sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. Opera can do that to a man.


Terry Pratchett


#opera #punctuation #humor

If you can't find an answer at the mall or the library, what does that say about the world?


Joan Bauer


#humor #shopping #humor

Imagination is not only the uniquely human capacity to envision that which is not, and, therefore, the foundation of all invention and innovation. In its arguably most transformative and revelatory capacity, it is the power that enables us to empathize with humans whose experiences we have never shared.


J.K. Rowling


#imagination #innovation #invention #experience

What gave you this idea of an imperfect god?' 'I don't know. It seems quite feasible to me. That is the only god I could imagine believing in, a god whose passion is not a redemption, who saves nothing, fulfills no purpose--a god who simply is.


Stanisław Lem


#existence #existentialism #god #humanity #imperfection

Imagination is just what others use to get things they can't understand into their heads. Rarely – if ever – do they actually fit there. -Hermes


Brian Azzarello


#graphic-novel #superhero #wonder-woman #imagination

The universe is full of men going through the same motions in the same surroundings, but carrying within themselves, and projecting around them, universes as mutually remote as the constellations.


Emmanuel Mounier


#imagination #mind #person #thought #imagination






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