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But she laced her fingers through mine. I remember what she’d told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought-just maybe-we were off to a good start.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #love

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that.


Rick Riordan


#humor #introduction #percy-jackson #school #trouble

I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?" "Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything." "Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.


Rick Riordan


#dumb #humor #insult #percy-jackson #rachel-dare

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.


Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson #stalker #humor

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?


Rick Riordan


#humor #madness #nice #percy-jackson #sarcasm

It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-" "You invented the internet?" It was my idea, Martha said. Rats are delicious, George said. "It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rats. But that's not the point.


Rick Riordan


#hermes #humor #internet #martha #percy-jackson

Um, uh, gah.


Rick Riordan


#love #percy-jackson #humor

Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um...


Rick Riordan


#flirting #humor #percy-jackson #rachel-dare #humor

This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #jason-grace #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-mark-of-athena

Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.


Rick Riordan


#humor #kronos #packman #percy-jackson #humor






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