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A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.


Rick Riordan


#internet #percy-jackson #humor

I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #humor

Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs." She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. "These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations." "All natural!" Fleecy chimed in. "I stand corrected." Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy.


Rick Riordan


#humor #iris #percy-jackson #rick-riordan #humor

Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.” Percy raised his eyebrows. “Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first.


Rick Riordan


#flying-horses #heroes-of-olympus #humor #jason-grace #percy-jackson

Question (from a reader) : Will the Wise Goddess Athena overthrow Zeus and become the ruler of Olympus? Athena's answer : What an interesting idea . . . No, just kidding, Dad. Put away the lightning bolt.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #humor

Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.


Tai Odunsi


#greek-mythology #humor #mythology #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #humor

I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.


Tai Odunsi


#humor #love #olympus #percy #valentine

Percy and Reyna occupied matching praeters' chairs on the dais, which made Percy self-conscious. It wasn't easy looking dignified wearing a bedsheet and a purple cape. "The camp is safe," Octavian continued. " I'll be the first to congragulate our heroes for bringing back the legion's eagle and so much Imperial gold! Truly we have been blessed with good fortune. But why do more? Why tempt fate?" "I'm glad you asked." Percy stood, taking the question as an opening. Octavian stammered, " I wasn't--" "--Part of the quest," Percy said. "Yes I know. And your'e wise to let me explain, since I was.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #humor

If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron wouldn't let us call the place the Poop Pile, especially after it had been named for Zeus, who doesn't have much of a sense of humor.


Rick Riordan


#rick-riordan #the-titan-s-curse #zeus #humor

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #horses #humor #hygiene #percy-jackson






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