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Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #horses #humor #hygiene #percy-jackson

The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?” The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes, very much, sire!” “Well, I did not miss this place!” Dionysus snapped. “I bear bad news, my friends. Evil news. The minor gods are changing sides. Morpheus has gone over to the enemy. Hecate, Janus, and Nemesis, as well. Zeus knows how many more.” Thunder rumbled in the distance. “Strike that,” Dionysus said. “Even Zeus doesn’t know.


Rick Riordan


#grover-underwood #percy-jackson #zeus #change

Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up. "You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together." "You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?" "You would've done the same for me." It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like somebody was poking my heart with a cold metal rod.


Rick Riordan


#debt #favor #friendship #knife #percy-jackson

The Princess Andromeda?" "Went ka-boom.


Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson #tyson #humor

Hercules, huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn, there he is.


Percy Jackson


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #mark-of-athena #percy-jackson #humor

Good fighting with you, Seaweed Brain." Ditto.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #brain

Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided an army of demons, a fight with a Titan, and a trick that almost got my friends and me cast into eternal darkness. But no, I had to take my stupid English exam.


Rick Riordan


#nico-di-angelo #percy-jackson #test #thalia-grace #titan

He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue, water bottle, camping roll, a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet (as seen on TV), and a Swiss army knife—pretty much every tool a modern demigod could want.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #supplies #television

…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast:   Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.


Tai Odunsi


#greek-mythology #marriage #mythology #percy-jackson #wedding

It was the heaviest thing I'd ever felt, as if I were being crushed under a thousand trucks. I wanted to black out from the pain, but I breathed deeply. I can do this.


Rick Riordan


#inspirational #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #pjo #the-titan-s-curse #inspirational






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