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And always, I could see that, despite his weakness for her or because of it, he seemed uncatchable, as if he might slip away at any moment. ↗


— Jodi Lynn Anderson


#peter-pan #tiger-lily #weakness #love

It takes a great deal of Christianity to wipe out uncivilised Eastern instincts, such as falling in love at first sight. ↗


— Rudyard Kipling


#love

Sometimes Peter treated her like she was the only thing in the forest. Sometimes he was so distracted by the things around him that she had to keep up or be left behind. But a lot of times, she knew he did it on purpose, and she didn't have to know why. He seemed to have reasons for doing things even he didn't understand. ↗


— Jodi Lynn Anderson


#peter-pan #tiger-lily #love

Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence ↗


— Arthur C. Clarke


#incompetence #social #humor

When I blow my trumpet to signal the glorious new morning, my cheeks bulge like two scoops of vanilla. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #ice-cream #trumpets #funny

Has she glanced you way yet?" Twice," Nick said on a note of satisfaction. Meaning?" Nick glanced at him. "She's not completely disinterested." I see Moreland. That makes it an even half dozen hanging out for a rich wife. Four looking for their second. Rossman, the old satyr, certainly isn't likely to be much competition. What in the hell does he think he's doing anyway? He must be sixty." Basking, I should think. She hasn't given him the cold shoulder yet," Nick responded coolly. ↗


— Jaide Fox


#courting #humor #romance #humor

And you, Mary, if you must run off to London, why do it in that unfinished manner, so that I was left without the car, and couldn't catch anything until the midnight train at Northallerton? It's so much better to do things neatly and properly, even stupid things. ↗


— Dorothy L. Sayers


#lord-peter-wimsey #humor

6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didn't love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind. ↗


— Eugene Mirman


#pets #humor

My philosophy when it came to pets was much like that of having children: You got what you got, and you loved them unconditionally regardless of whatever their personalities or flaws turned out to be. ↗


— Gwen Cooper


#love

A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? ↗


— Mark Twain


#home #pets






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