#pi

Life is a bitter sweet journey my friend, a bitter sweet journey. ↗

— Luellen Hoffman

#friendship #inspirational #life #philosophy #women

I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth. ↗

— J.L. McCoy

#lust #vampire #humor

What difference does it makehow old I am when I shall never grow any bigger? ↗

— Miss Piggle Wiggle

#humor #miss-piggle-wiggle #myself #truth #humor

Complain and remain. Praise and be raised. ↗

— Joyce Meyer

#inspirational

Good evening, gentlemen!' said the vampire. 'Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of repressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #vampires #humor

He thought there was no hope for him. Me? I can't imagine a world without hope. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#imagination

I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby. ↗

— J.L. McCoy

#vampire #humor

Death comes to us all; we can only choose how to face it when it comes. ↗

— Robert Jordan

#inspirational #death

Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#humor #stupidity #talents #humor

The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#mead #richelle #vampire #imagination