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I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete ↗


— James Lee Burke


#humor #pick-up-lines #age

I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesville, Florida and feeling like Cupid. Too bad the cops took issue with me hitch hiking with a bow and arrow. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #gainesville #humor #love #age

Help yourself to a bottle of wine. They’re all empty.
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— Jarod Kintz


#hospitality #humor #wine #funny

To change the world takes time; to change yourself takes courage. ↗


— R.S. Lowel


#positive-thinking #self-improvement #change

I kept trying to talk myself out of my second thoughts when they were trying to help me. My advice? When it comes to relationships, second thoughts should be promoted. ↗


— Deb Caletti


#inspirational #life #love #attitude

Jane, this young man is Jacob, my oldest son. It’s no secret that a headmistress’s biggest challenge is her family. Jacob, say hello to Jane.” “Hello to Jane,” he parroted, pulling out the pockets of his shorts in a silly curtsey. I couldn’t decide if it was the dumbest thing I’d ever seen, or the funniest, so I stared back at him. ↗


— Marta Acosta


#stupid-funny #family

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning. ↗


— Robert Jordan


#opening-lines #age

I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

It takes much longer to leave the psychic place than the physical place." (p.120) ↗


— Jeanette Winterson


#truth-telling #inspirational

I will always continue to make stupid action films but I think 'V For Vendetta' is a very smart film and I think that people will feel differently about things when they see it. ↗


— Joel Silver


#action #action films #always #continue #differently






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