#please

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ↗

— Mark Twain

#distort #facts #first #get #please

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#any #belong #care #club #i

Nothing pleases me more than to go into a room and come out with a piece of music. ↗

— Paul McCartney

#go #into #me #more #music

Please don't quote me. ↗

— Mike Piazza

#please #quote

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#discover #happily #her #how #man

If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master. ↗

— Michelangelo

#comes #death #displeased #hand #life

I'm pleased to say my knee feels a lot better. It's still not back to normal, and I don't know if it ever will be, but I'm learning to deal with it instead of expecting it to be like it was before. ↗

— Shawn Johnson

#before #better #deal #ever #expecting

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful. ↗

— Penn Jillette

#big fan #country #even #fan #huge

I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please. ↗

— Mother Jones

#am #i #i am #pen #please

We were on the cover of Women's Wear Daily, which was hardly rock 'n' roll, but it pleased me. ↗

— Gary Kemp

#daily #hardly #me #pleased #rock