Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#politics

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #politics




The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers. ↗


— Ann Coulter


#politics #humor

I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever -- on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country -- vote Republican. ↗


— Barbara Ehrenreich


#politics #republicans #humor

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff. ↗


— George Carlin


#economics-philosophy #humor #politics #humor

It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#politics #humor

It's all very well to put the government in the hands of the perfect man, but what do you do when the perfect man gets a bellyache? ↗


— David Eddings


#politics #humor

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto! ↗


— Stephen Colbert


#politics #humor

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican. ↗


— Bill Maher


#politics #president-obama #humor

Indeed, when I came to Italy, I expected to encounter a certain amount of resentment, but have received instead empathy from most Italians. In any reference to George Bush, people only nod to Berlusconi, saying","We understand how it is - we have one, too. ↗


— Elizabeth Gilbert


#george-bush #humor #italy #politics #humor

صوت الأغلبية ليس إثباتاً للعدالة ↗


— فريدريك شيلر


#politics #truth #wisdom #inspirational

The State which would provide everything, absorbing everything into itself, would ultimately become a mere bureaucracy incapable of guaranteeing the very thing which the suffering person—every person—needs: namely, loving personal concern. We do not need a State which regulates and controls everything, but a State which, in accordance with the principle of subsidiarity, generously acknowledges and supports initiatives arising from the different social forces and combines spontaneity with closeness to those in need. The Church is one of those living forces. ↗


— Pope Benedict XVI


#politics #pope #state #love






back to top