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It was exciting to be off on a journey she had looked forward to for months. Oddly, the billowing diesel fumes of the airport did not smell like suffocating effluence, it assumed a peculiar pungent scent that morning, like the beginning of a new adventure, if an adventure could exude a fragrance. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#adventures #airport #airports #excitement #experiences

When you're a sportswriter, you learn how to use your imagination and to flex your literary muscle, because it's the same game played over and over again. There's nothing unique or marvelous. It's not an earthquake, or a weird mass murder. It's just the same old game played over and over, and you have to bring out the personalities. You have to drag them kicking and screaming out into the light of day, or you're not a good sportswriter. ↗


— Rick Bragg


#sportswriters #writing #imagination

In medieval times, contrary to popular belief, most knights were bandits, mercenaries, lawless brigands, skinners, highwaymen, and thieves. The supposed chivalry of Charlemagne and Roland had as much to do with the majority of medieval knights as the historical Jesus with the temporal riches and hypocrisy of the Catholic Church, or any church for that matter. Generally accompanied by their immoral entourage or servants, priests, and whores, they went from tourney to tourney like a touring rock and roll band, sports team, or gang of South Sea pirates. Court to court, skirmish to skirmish, rape to rape. Fighting as the noble's substitution for work. ↗


— Tod Wodicka


#brigands #catholic-church #charlemagne #chivalry #highwaymen

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling. ↗


— Amy Krouse Rosenthal


#bowling #leaning #sports #life

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic. ↗


— Jessica Park


#olympic-games #sport #sports #love

One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I’m Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say “Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed me as Mango. ↗


— Kathy Griffin


#humor #saturday-night-live #snl #love

If you want to find the real competition, just look in the mirror. After awhile you'll see your rivals scrambling for second place. ↗


— Criss Jami


#athletes #athletics #competition #confidence #improvement

Denver is home to me, and to be recognized for my achievements in the sports community here is a great honor. ↗


— Carmelo Anthony


#community #denver #great #here #home

I'm a huge sports fan. ↗


— Marc Anthony


#huge #i #sports #sports fan

Well, the reports are correct that we're conducting very robust military operations on the Afghan side of the border in areas where we think al-Qaida is operating and Taliban remnants are. ↗


— John Abizaid


#areas #border #conducting #correct #military






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