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#pregnant

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pregnant




I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.


Uri Geller


#because #bent #claimed #contraceptive #her

What manner of mind considers this holy estate [pregnancy] which women are privileged by the Almighty to attain as a slur upon the social conscience?


Grantly Dick-Read


#family #pregnant #welcome #woman #family

I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.


Stephen Fry


#erection #healey #humor #massive #pregnant

I’m not this unusual,” she said. “It’s just my hair.” She looked at Bobby and she looked at me, with an expression at once disdainful and imploring. She was forty, pregnant, and in love with two men at once. I think what she could not abide was the zaniness of her life. Like many of us, she had grown up expecting romance to bestow dignity and direction. “Be brave,” I told her. Bobby and I stood before her, confused and homeless and lacking a plan, beset by an aching but chaotic love that refused to focus in the conventional way. Traffic roared behind us. A truck honked its hydraulic horn, a monstrous, oceanic sound. Clare shook her head, not in denial but in exasperation. Because she could think of nothing else to do, she began walking again, more slowly, toward the row of trees.


Michael Cunningham


#glbtq #love #pregnancy #pregnant-woman #romance

I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.


Christina Aguilera


#everybody #girl #hey #i #like

When I was first pregnant, which was, let's see, in nineteen-eighty-three - I remember wearing a regular bathing suit to my in-laws' pool. It was just like a spandex one-piece, completely modest, and yet people were looking at me like it was obscene.


Heidi Murkoff


#bathing suit #completely #first #i #i remember

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.


Maureen Murphy


#just #kill #macho #men #pregnant

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.


Foxy Brown


#being #black #father #friends #getting

It's because I'm pregnant, Christian." He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.


E.L. James


#anastasia-grey #anastasia-steele #christian #christian-grey #e-l-james

Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend.


Colleen Hoover


#humor #pregnant #sky #humor






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