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That body is most attractive which is well proportioned: a gangly right arm balanced by a left stump, a leg suffering from elephantitis by a meatless femur bone, a tapered waist by a bulbous head. One should be so ordered that all who see this person will say: ‘This is a figure ruled by harmony. ↗


— Bauvard


#bodies #funny #humor #proportion #funny

A man with nothing to sell is the most unprincipled of self-promoters. The only thing of value he has to offer a woman is his clothes. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #nudity #principles #salesmen #self-promotion

If you can't argue properly, how can you ever come to a decision when you flip a coin? One side always has some butthead on it, and the reverse bears a lofty representation. Whichever case you make for your side, you can't afford to leave something like that to chance. ↗


— Bauvard


#chance #coin-flipping #funny #humor #probability

Everyone is always proclaiming the decline of civilization, but it takes a true prophet to look into his wine glass and embody it. ↗


— Bauvard


#decadence #funny #humor #prophets #funny

We become slaves the moment we hand the keys to the definition of reality entirely over to someone else, whether it is a business, an economic theory, a political party, the White House, Newsworld or CNN. ↗


— B.W. Powe


#propaganda #reality #truth #business

I don't need new boots I got bluchers back down home. Eff the effing bluchers I'll buy you new adjectival effing elastic sided boots. ↗


— Peter Carey


#profanity #home

Few things would gratify me as much as a rediscovered respect for things belonging to others. Not abusing the property of others (or that of the community) is one of the ways in which we respect others. It is an essential part of being considerate guests, no matter where we are: in an airplane, in a friend's home, in a movie theater, in a doctor's office, in a public library, or in a public square. ↗


— P.M. Forni


#property #respecting-others #home

Avery worries about her, too, so Lissa's in good hands. Avery's pretty amazing." I gave him a scathing look. "Amazing? Do you like her or something?" I hadn't forgotten Avery's comment about leaving the door unlocked for him. "Of course I like her. She's a great person." "No, I mean like. Not like." "Oh, I see," he said, rolling his eyes. "We're dealing with elementary school definitions of 'like'. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#blood-promise #rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #school

Sometimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them. ↗


— John Green


#john-green

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind. -Algernon ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#procrastination #humor






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