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I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.
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— Dora J. Arod


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I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine. ↗


— Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future. ↗


— Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. ↗


— Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?

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— Jarod Kintz


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I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 
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— Jarod Kintz


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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. ↗


— Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater. ↗


— Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting. ↗


— Nicole McKay


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[...] and I said to myself: Aha. George used to have a way of coping." "When?" I said, confused. "You mean, when I was a kid?" "Have you ever heard," you said, "of the idea of the shadow self?" Sure, I told you. It was one of the Jungian archetypes—one of the symbols of the collective unconscious. That was pretty much all I remembered from college. "Not bad. Do you know what function it plays, in analysis?" you asked. I shook my head. You continued. "The shadow is a frequent figure in dreams. It can appear as a kind of doppelgänger; an evil twin. It embodies our repressed desires. The dark stuff. The shameful stuff. The you-want-to-fuck-your-mother stuff." (48) ↗


— Justin Evans


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