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Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered. ↗


— Santosh Kalwar


#dating #relationships #dating

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. ↗


— Amy Sedaris


#jokes #relationships #romance #dating

They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?" - Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin ↗


— Bradley Trevor Greive


#relationships #dating

Ask yourself, does this person make me feel good about myself? Do I feel safe, strong and free with this person? Those are the questions you need to ask....You have to be strong to truly be open. ↗


— April Sinclair


#dating-advice #feelings #relationships #dating

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. ↗


— Rita Rudner


#meeting-men #relationships #dating

I don't know how Haley put up with you for the last few weeks. I would have killed you by now." "Haley worships me," he said with a snort. "Yeah, okay," Brad said, laughing. "That's why she dates other men and screws you over just to laugh at you." "Exactly." Brad looked over at him. "You are a seriously f*cked up man, aren't you? ↗


— R.L. Mathewson


#rl-mathewson #dating

How did I dance with a guy who's never heard of feminism?" "I've heard of it, but that doesn't mean a woman can do everything a man can do," he goaded. I went to smack him on the back of his head, but he ducked with a snicker."I'm learning," he informed me. "How did I ever consider dating such a violent girl?" "We're both lucky we got out early before we really knew each other." "Oh yes, good thing neither one of is still interested in the other," Brent said with a playful grin. ↗


— Lani Woodland


#dating

He told me that when we first met, he had said to a friend about me: “If I get that girl’s number I will never ask another girl for her number again. ↗


— Kimberly Novosel


#falling-in-love #flirting #great-love #love #relationships

That was the problem these days--everything was considered disposable--clothes, cell phones, relationships. ↗


— Melissa de la Cruz


#life-changing #relationships #change

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands ↗


— Dudley Moore


#relating #relationships #dating






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