Amy Sedaris

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#being-alone #self-knowledge #time

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#affairs #dating #jewelry #life #love

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#jokes #relationships #romance #dating

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#pets #humor

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#paraphrased #influence

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#life #mothers #life

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#always #got #i #i always #people

I always find something to keep me busy. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#busy #find #i #i always #keep

Books are challenging and inspirational to me. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#challenging #inspirational #me

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#bunny #i #life #my life #rabbit