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I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and wrap it with black wrapping paper. I got you the best gift ever too—a hooker, who happened to be dead, because that enabled me to procure a sizeable discount.
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— Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Love will not be constrain'd by mastery. When mast'ry comes, the god of love anon Beateth his wings, and, farewell, he is gone. Love is a thing as any spirit free. ↗


— Geoffrey Chaucer


#love #relationships #love

Humph! A text message that said, ‘What’s up, sexy?’ You call that setting a mood? Love making takes place long before the bedroom— ↗


— N. Wood Lane


#do-it-to-my-mind #fiction #marriage-life #n-wood-lane #relationships

For the life of me I cannot remember, what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise. For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen. ↗


— The Verve Pipe


#music-lyrics #relationships #wise-words #music

Never mind. Bye, Carmen. Don't go out and get radical or anything." THE PINATA-MAKER'S DAUGHTER ↗


— Eileen Granfors


#protest-movements #relationships #relationship

It is not always a problem finding the truth, it is however sometimes a problem accepting it. ↗


— sunny-drunk


#loss #relationships #truth #relationship

Geraldine VermaakIf you are not in a relationship that continually challenges you for growth and development, and becoming a better version of you day to day ; it's like sitting in a rocking chair, rocking ; it gives you something to do but you're going nowhere. ↗


— Geraldine Vermaak


#relationship

When love comes first, actions will follow. ↗


— Michael Thomas Sunnarborg


#love #relationships #relationship

Orpheus never liked words. He had his music. He would get a funny look on his face and I would say what are you thinking about and he would always be thinking about music. ↗


— Sarah Ruhl


#musicians #play #relationships #music

I hate parties. And a wedding is the biggest party of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them. Then I have to greet them. A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day. I always thought there would be more interesting people at my wedding. ↗


— Sarah Ruhl


#frustration #play #relationships #weddings #relationship






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