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Typically, a psychiatrist can fool a patient by telling him the root of his problem can be fixed with this pill, that support group, and more psychiatry appointments. They don't tell the patient that the really fucked up people never get better. They mask their diseases by dousing them in heavy narcotics to numb their sickness, for years, until the peaceful eternal sleep comes and takes them away.


J. Matthew Nespoli


#psychiatrists #psychosis #mental-health

Psychiatrists don't solve anything from one day to the next.


Victoria Abril


#day #next #one day #psychiatrists #solve

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.


Harvey Penick


#kept #more #more people #people #probably

[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually killing human beings. This is kind of a sick version of the old joke about how many psychiatrists it takes to change a light bulb. The answer being, just one, but only if the light bulb wants to change.


John E. Douglas


#nature-of-the-job #psychiatrists #true #change

Medicine was certainly intended to be a career. I wanted to become a psychiatrist, an adolescent ambition which, of course, is fulfilled by many psychiatrists.


J. G. Ballard


#ambition #become #career #certainly #course

My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?


Andy Kaufman


#because #born #brother #days #four

They had taken me to an exhibit called 'Psychiatry: Industry of Death' on Hollywood Boulevard, where a Scientologist told me psychiatrists set up the Holocaust. I feared I was being brain-washed. And then I lost it - big time.


John Sweeney


#big #big time #boulevard #called #death

Psychiatrists always say, Oh, we're very professional. I use exercise as my medication.


Trisha Goddard


#exercise #i #medication #oh #professional






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