#pun

Atheism is aristocratic; the idea of a great Being that watches over oppressed innocence and punishes triumphant crime is altogether popular. ↗

— Maximilien Robespierre

#aristocratic #atheism #being #crime #great

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#coffee #dumped #feeling #gently #given

I don't fit into the mold of the NBA man, and I think I've been punished financially for it. ↗

— Dennis Rodman

#financially #fit #i #i think #into

Nobody does good to men with impunity. ↗

— Auguste Rodin

#good #impunity #men #nobody

Most of the people who call me a sellout were 7 when I was down face-first in the punk trenches. ↗

— Henry Rollins

#down #i #me #most #people

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#get #mouth #plan #punched #till

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. ↗

— Evelyn Waugh

#punctuality #virtue

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. ↗

— Scott Thompson

#how #punch #should #start #teaching

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I pretty much grew up when punk was big in the UK. The Sex Pistols were heroes for me. I used to run around like Johnny Rotten. I had a jacket like his. ↗

— Gavin Rossdale

#big #grew #had #heroes #his