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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. ↗


— Anthony Hopkins


#day #down #drink #every #every day

Guilt always hurries towards its complement, punishment; only there does its satisfaction lie. ↗


— Lawrence Durrell


#complement #does #guilt #hurries #lie

I never thought of punk rock as the absolute act of rebellion for the sake of rebellion. There's a lot of that in there, but for me I think punk rock was always about questioning things and making decisions for yourself, which is a great message to pass on to your kids. ↗


— Mark Hoppus


#absolute #act #always #decisions #great

For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them. ↗


— Thomas More


#manners #politics #punishment #scapegoats #thieves

In its function, the power to punish is not essentially different from that of curing or educating. ↗


— Michel Foucault


#different #educating #essentially #function #power

Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal. ↗


— Elizabeth Fry


#criminal #lessen #punishment #reform #revenge

Justice that love gives is a surrender, justice that law gives is a punishment. ↗


— Mahatma Gandhi


#justice #law #love #punishment #surrender

I'm currently raising a 15 year old son and an 18 year old daughter, which a guess is my punishment for a wild youth! ↗


— Gil Gerard


#daughter #guess #i #old #punishment

I'm not going to sit here now and say 'do this,' or 'do that.' But you must - must - expunge any vestige of racism. ↗


— A. Bartlett Giamatti


#expunge #going #here #i #must

My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish. ↗


— Stephen Greenblatt


#father #life-long #line #long #long story






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