#pun

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming. ↗

— Aimee Mann

#coming #never #punch #see #you

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#everybody #i #i always #identical #joke

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. ↗

— Bill Maher

#capital #capital punishment #every #great #i

According to Islamic principles, when a man is accused of heresy, he is given the choice between repentance and punishment. ↗

— Naguib Mahfouz

#accused #between #choice #given #heresy

The members of such a society consider that the transgression of a religious ordinance should be punished by civil penalties, and that the violation of a civil duty exposes the delinquent to divine correction. ↗

— Henry James Sumner Maine

#consider #correction #delinquent #divine #duty

I want Britain to punch its weight in the European Community. ↗

— John Major

#community #european #i #punch #want

I punched my mother out once. ↗

— Charles Manson

#mother #once #out #punched

I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended. ↗

— Camryn Manheim

#became #bigger #i #i think #intended

When a child can be brought to tears, and not from fear of punishment, but from repentance he needs no chastisement. When the tears begin to flow from the grief of their conduct you can be sure there is an angel nestling in their heart. ↗

— Horace Mann

#begin #brought #chastisement #child #conduct

If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way. ↗

— Jayne Mansfield

#big #either #going #punishment #same