Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#pun

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pun




I got all A's and was hated for it; I spoke correctly and was called a punk. ↗


— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


#correctly #got #hated #i #punk

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. ↗


— Scott Adams


#argue #battles #candy #cents #dinner

Listen, my day job is also Chief Creative Officer for Marvel, and it's a very painful job because we publish a lot of books, and there are things I see where I can punch people out. Therefore, we have some new people now, and the kids are going to read our books. ↗


— Avi Arad


#because #books #chief #creative #day

No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once a specific crime has appeared for the first time, its reappearance is more likely than its initial emergence could ever have been. ↗


— Hannah Arendt


#been #commission #contrary #could #crime

There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it's all about. It's a lifestyle. It's not about popularity and all that crap. ↗


— Billie Joe Armstrong


#bands #claim #clue #crap #lifestyle

The thing about punk is that there are purists. Once you start going outside of that, they don't think what you're doing is punk rock. ↗


— Billie Joe Armstrong


#doing #going #once #outside #punk

A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is that you're not supposed to always know. It's subterranean. ↗


— Billie Joe Armstrong


#beauty #below #going #know #lot

For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'. ↗


— Billie Joe Armstrong


#ever #experience #first #green #green bay

We don't want to go back to the same policies and the same practices that drove our economy into a ditch, that punished the middle class, and that led us to this catastrophe. We have to keep moving forward. ↗


— David Axelrod


#catastrophe #class #ditch #drove #economy

So the question is, First, Whether the civil magistrate hath power to force men in things religious to do contrary to their conscience, and if they will not to punish them in their goods, liberties, or lives? this we hold in the negative. ↗


— Robert Barclay


#conscience #contrary #first #force #goods






back to top