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You either believe that people respond to authority, or that they respond to kindness and inclusion. I'm obviously in the latter camp. I think that people respond better to reward than punishment. ↗


— Brian Eno


#believe #better #camp #either #i

I wish you to inform the Court that my absence, though deliberate, is not intended in any way to be disrespectful. Nor is it prompted by any fear of the punishment which might be inflicted on me. ↗


— Bram Fischer


#any #court #deliberate #disrespectful #fear

The estate tax punishes years of hard work and robs families of part of their heritage by imposing a huge penalty on inheritance after death - a tax on money that has already been taxed. ↗


— Mike Fitzpatrick


#already #been #death #estate #estate tax

I can take more punishment than anyone in the business. ↗


— Ric Flair


#business #i #i can #more #punishment

Happiness is a monstrosity! Punished are those who seek it. ↗


— Gustave Flaubert


#monstrosity #punished #seek #those #who

And I really do think that the difficulty of research makes it more real to you than punching a thing to find out how many men were killed at this particular action. ↗


— Shelby Foote


#difficulty #find #how #i #killed

Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty. ↗


— Henry Ford


#capital punishment #charity #crime #cure #fundamentally

The bill neither confers nor abridges the rights of anyone but simply declares that in civil rights there shall be equality among all classes of citizens and that all alike shall be subject to the same punishment. ↗


— Lyman Trumbull


#among #anyone #bill #citizens #civil

And capital punishment, however ineffective it may be and through whatever ignorance it may be resorted to, is a strictly defensive act, - at least in theory. ↗


— Benjamin Tucker


#capital #capital punishment #defensive #however #ignorance

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life. ↗


— Tim Vine


#i #life #one thing #pun #real






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