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According to Islamic principles, when a man is accused of heresy, he is given the choice between repentance and punishment. ↗


— Naguib Mahfouz


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The members of such a society consider that the transgression of a religious ordinance should be punished by civil penalties, and that the violation of a civil duty exposes the delinquent to divine correction. ↗


— Henry James Sumner Maine


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I want Britain to punch its weight in the European Community. ↗


— John Major


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I punched my mother out once. ↗


— Charles Manson


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I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended. ↗


— Camryn Manheim


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When a child can be brought to tears, and not from fear of punishment, but from repentance he needs no chastisement. When the tears begin to flow from the grief of their conduct you can be sure there is an angel nestling in their heart. ↗


— Horace Mann


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If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way. ↗


— Jayne Mansfield


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It is from the traditional family that we absorb those universal ideals and principles which are the teaching of Jesus, the bedrock of our religious faith. We are taught the difference between right and wrong, and about the law, just punishment and discipline. ↗


— Kamisese Mara


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My dreams were always small and puny. All I ever needed was a little house with a little picket fence by the sea. Little did I know that I would live in Malacanang Palace for 20 years and visit all the major palaces of mankind. And then also meet ordinary citizens and the leaders of superpowers. ↗


— Imelda Marcos


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Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. ↗


— Don Marquis


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