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I am convinced that grandkids are inherently evil people who tell their grandparents to "just go to the library and open up an e-mail account - it's free and so simple.


Scott Douglas


#libraries #seniors #librarians

How often do you find yourself saying, “In a minute”, “I’ll get to it” or “Tomorrow’s good enough” and every other possible excuse in the book? Compare it with how often you decide it’s got to be done, so let’s get on and do it! That should tell you just how serious your procrastinating problem really is.


Stephen Richards


#defer #delay #dilly-dallying #laziness #postpone

Both positive and negative thinking are contagious.


Stephen Richards


#defer #delay #dilly-dallying #laziness #postpone

The problem with procrastination is it’s been around since the beginning of time it seems.


Stephen Richards


#defer #delay #dilly-dallying #laziness #postpone

Any idiot can put up a website.


Patricia Briggs


#humor #internet #humor

I never realized I was so notorious. Infamous, disreputable, villainous, yes, but not notorious.


Bauvard


#evil #funny #humor #infamous #notorious

...if you aren't, at any given time, scandalized by code you wrote five or even three years ago, you're not learning anywhere near enough


Nick Black


#funny-but-true #funny

Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.


Dani Alexander


#gay #glbt #humor #insults #mm

If you want to discover the true character of a person, you have only to observe what they are passionate about.


Shannon L. Alder


#causes #character #interests #judgement #passionate

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.


Steven Wright


#back #coffee #i #instant #microwave






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