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It's already 95 degrees outside. Mississippi got the most unorganized weather in the nation.


Kathryn Stockett


#humor

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.


Ann Landers


#humor #humor

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.


Rob Thurman


#humor

Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but...


Stacey Jay


#humor

Always tell what you feel. Do what you think...


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#inspirational

Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.


Terry Pratchett


#humor

Such bees! Bilbo had never seen anything like them. "If one were to sting me," He thought "I should swell up as big as I am!


J.R.R. Tolkien


#humor #swelling #humor

I'm stupid. I can never think of something...


Piedad Ornelas


#humor #retard #sisters-in-crime #stupidity #humor

Stairs. This is Hell. Hell is stairs, was all Theo could think. I'd sell my soul for a goddamn elevator. But I don't have a soul, do I? I'm some kind of fairy. Okay, settle for an escalator, then.


Tad Williams


#humor

Every single time you crossed over for me and met me on my side. I realize now, I don't think I ever met you in the middle. And I don't think I ever once said that you for that.


Cecelia Ahern


#love #missing #friendship






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