#ran

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.' ↗

— Tim Vine

#calling #depends #i #local #rang

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. ↗

— Andrea Dworkin

#everything #how #ignorant #inexperienced #know

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. ↗

— Paz Vega

#diet #drink #eat #hollywood #i

The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about. ↗

— Wayne Dyer

#anything #form #highest #highest form #ignorance

Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances. ↗

— Wayne Dyer

#beyond #good #judgements #lies #prevent

The most amazing thing to me about the sea is the tide. A harbour like St. Ives is totally transformed in a very short space of time by the arrival or departure of the sea. ↗

— John Dyer

#amazing #amazing thing #arrival #departure #harbour

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out - because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside. ↗

— Wayne Dyer

#comes #inside #juice #orange #out

See, I never wrote arrangements for the band for Judy Garland; I did strictly special material, special lyrics, put together all of her medleys. ↗

— Mel Torme

#band #did #garland #her #i

My range is limited. ↗

— Bob Dylan

#range

My family truly believes they are better cooks than I am. They see me as Giada, not as a celebrity chef. To them I'm just me - their granddaughter, niece, etc., and they're older and wiser. I like that because it keeps you grounded. ↗

— Giada De Laurentiis

#because #believes #better #celebrity #chef