#rand

I signed Koufax for fourteen grand and a hot dog. ↗

— Al Campanis

#fourteen #grand #hot #hot dog #i

My major league debut came at old Busch Stadium on Grand Avenue in St. Louis against the Pittsburgh Pirates. ↗

— Steve Carlton

#avenue #came #debut #grand #league

My grandfather was Catholic; my grandmother, Jewish. Crossing over from Bavaria, as immigrants to the United States, the ship started to sink. My grandmother jumped overboard. My grandfather followed, to save this girl he had never met. ↗

— Emanuel Celler

#crossing #followed #girl #grandfather #grandmother

I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker. ↗

— Patsy Cline

#get #gonna #home #i #i think

Clemens and Maddux have defined our era, I believe. And Randy Johnson is right behind them and still going. ↗

— David Cone

#believe #defined #era #going #i

I know, speaking for myself, no matter what I'm able to do, no matter what book comes out and ends up on paper, I always had something bigger and grander in my head. ↗

— Michael Cunningham

#always #bigger #book #comes #ends

No artist work is so high, so noble, so grand, so enduring, so important for all time, as the making of character is a child. ↗

— Charlotte Saunders Cushman

#character #child #enduring #grand #high

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! ↗

— James Dashner

#humor #random #the-maze-runner #funny

If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cents #discount #dollar #drag-queen #drag-queens

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother. ↗

— Claudette Colbert

#along #get #grandchildren #grandparents #mother