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Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to run. I am ephemeral. Skepticism would be the reaction to those with thick leg hair, as their curls frazzle the lines of my name outward illegibly. Among the scaly-legged, I flaked off immediately, like I never was at all. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#epiphany #existentialism #funny-and-random #legs #experience

A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, because I know my sexual orientation—north!
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told you I’d have to blanket you.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Green grass breaks through snow, Artemis pleads for my help, I am so cool. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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i'm not sarcastic.i'm just intelligent beyond your understanding. ↗

— ?

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A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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— Jarod Kintz

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