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A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military? If no, why are you acting like a brick?



Jarod Kintz


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Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erratically in all directions that the chances of any of them making some kind of relevant sense were remote in the extreme. Colon, being by nature more optimistic and by intellect a good deal slower, was still at the Clues are Important stage.


Terry Pratchett


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Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance


Richard Dawkins


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A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a PRA, or Person Replacement Apparatus. Just give the brick a name, start talking to it, and before you know it you've got a friend for life. Say, do you want to brick swap? 



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a symbol for the kind of life I’m trying to build. The question now is, what kind of life am I trying to build? Well, I guess I want stability, longevity, and I’d like it two stories, with the second story being fiction, or even pseudo nonfiction, if that makes sense in its nonsensicality.


Jarod Kintz


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But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.


J.R. Ward


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A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a brick, and only highly functional on a bed. Or so I heard—not that I’d know from personal experience.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.



Jarod Kintz


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I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.


Megan McDonald


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