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Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.


Ellen DeGeneres


#random #seriously-i-m-kidding #worth-reading #funny

It's almost not safe to be an artist, the way everybody is randomly picking people to feud with.


Busta Rhymes


#artist #everybody #feud #people #picking

It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn." "My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!


David Levithan


#funny

I remember the first time I fogged up your astronaut’s helmet. That night we made space like outer love. But I kept it cool like Coors Light in the fridge, even though I felt heavy and cramped in your chilled kitchen appliance.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #random #funny

Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects; for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action.


Karl Jaspers


#anything #attained #critical #even #inner

Although I insist that God has always had the power to intervene directly in nature to create new forms, I am willing to be per-suaded that He chose not to do so and instead employed secondary natural causes like random mutation and natural selection.


Phillip E. Johnson


#always #am #causes #chose #create

But in fact, when you try to model that on a computer you find that because of the very structure of matter and of the chemical bonds that are the basis of every organism, evolution is not random at all. It will tend to follow certain paths.


Kevin Kelly


#because #bonds #certain #chemical #computer

Besides, wouldn't it be wonderful if no one ever had to worry about the random cruelty of fatal illness or the woes of old age attacking them or their loved ones?


Joan D. Vinge


#age #attacking #besides #cruelty #ever

Random violence is incredibly infectious.


Nicholas D. Kristof


#infectious #random #violence

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.


Doug MacLeod


#humour #random #sinister #funny






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