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He said that the principal function of music was to organize the details into harmonies that were intended to make us forget that there was randomness all around us. The same, he said, could be said for great books.


Seldon Edwards


#music #randomness #music

Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of death (or bricks).



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

some days are like being pecked to death by ducks


Unknown


#death

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?


Regina Griffin


#funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humor #humorous #diet

After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.


Jeff Lindsay


#random #dreams

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?


Christy Leigh Stewart


#dogs #funny-and-random #question #dreams

A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.


Christy Leigh Stewart


#funny-and-random #shop #shopaholic #shopping #funny

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.


Hilary McKay


#funny-and-random #house #family






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