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#range

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I was always holding onto people, and they were always leaving. ↗


— Lili St. Crow


#holding-on #leaving #left #loneliness #strange-angels

Strangers, the Blue Man said, 'are just family you have yet to come to know. ↗


— Mitch Albom


#family

We went our several ways," said Lady Dedlock, "and had little in common even before we agreed to differ. It is to be regretted, I suppose, but it could not be helped. ↗


— Charles Dickens


#differ #estranged #family #sisters #family

Strangers take a long time to become acquainted, particularly when they are from the same family. ↗


— M.E. Kerr


#strangers #family

You can know someone all your life, like your parents or family, but I’ll tell you this, Ned. There’s an expression on their face, or a tone in their voice, or a way they walk, that you’ve never ever seen before. Like they’ve kept it hidden. Until their brother dies. Or their son. I remember those days and they were like these strangers and I wanted to say, Who are you people? ↗


— Melina Marchetta


#strangers #thomas #family

When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”
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— Jarod Kintz


#funny #hospitality #humor #random #random-thought

When someone says so-and-so’s opinionated, what’s that mean? Aren’t we all opinionated? Show me one person with no opinions, and I’ll show you a bowl of Jell-O—or a politician, whichever one’s dumber.
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— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #politicians #politics #random

Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 
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— Jarod Kintz


#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor

My shadow falling over a spot of land always increases its real estate value. Buy it now, because at high noon, all value will vanish.
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— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #noon #random #random-thought

I grew up listening to Queen. They were no stranger to throwing in the unexpected and something a little more dramatic. ↗


— Carrie Underwood


#grew #i #listening #little #more






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